Overheard on an apolitical discussion group, uttered off topic by a typically mild-mannered poster, an otherwise calm, quiet man:

And for you Republicans out there ... it puts more money in the government to power our Christian war machine that is so effective at ruining all of our relationships in the world so that we can be subject to more terrorism so that we can justify feeding more money into the war machine so that we continue to destroy other countries ... Go Christian War Machine Go!